A grandmother comes to Deutsche Bank with an Aldi bag and says at the counter that she wants to invest 2 million euros, “but only with the board personally.”
The lady at the counter calls the board and then sends grandma upstairs. Once there, the board of directors asks grandma where she got the 2 million euros from.
Grandma replies: "I won betting!"
“Betting?” asks the board.
"Yes," says grandma, if you want, I'll bet you too."
"What are you going to bet me?" asks the board.
“I'll bet you tomorrow by 15.00pm your balls will be square. My commitment: 500.000 euros.
The board accepts the bet. Grandma is hardly out the door when he calls his doctor and asks him if that's possible. The doctor calms him down and congratulates him on the 500.000 euros.
After a very restless night with multiple checks, it's finally 15.00 p.m.
The door opens and grandma enters the office.
"Hello," says grandma, "I brought my lawyer with me to see that everything is going right here!"
"No problem," says the board, "but ma'am, you've lost the bet, my balls aren't square!"
"Of course you have to prove that to me first," says Grandma, "I have to see and touch your balls, otherwise you've lost."
With a blushing face, the board pulls down his pants and lets granny touch his balls.
The board worried to grandma: "Your lawyer just fainted!!"
"No wonder," said the grandmother, "I bet him 2 million euros that I would touch the Deutsche Bank board today by the balls!"
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