The tax office decided to check Grandpa and summoned him to the tax office. The IRS examiner wasn't surprised when Grandpa showed up with his lawyer.
The auditor said, “Well, sir, you have an extravagant lifestyle and not a full-time job, which you explain by making money gambling. I'm not sure whether the tax office thinks that is credible. "
“I'm a great player and I can prove it,” says Grandpa. "How about a demonstration?"
The examiner thinks for a moment and says, “OK. Go ahead and shoot. "
Grandpa says, "I'll bet you a thousand dollars that I can bite myself in the eye."
The auditor thinks for a moment and says, “The bet is on.” Grandpa takes out his glass eye and bites it. The examiner's jaw drops.
Grandpa says, "Now I'll bet you two thousand dollars that I can bite my other eye."
The examiner can tell that grandpa is not blind so he takes the bet.
Grandpa takes out his teeth and bites his good eye. The perplexed examiner now realizes that he has bet three grand and lost, with Grandpa's attorney as a witness. He's starting to get nervous.
"Do we want to double up or not?" Asks grandpa. "I'll bet you for six thousand dollars that I can stand on one side of your desk and pee in the trash on the other without getting a drop in between."
The examiner, burned twice, is cautious now, but he looks carefully and decides that there is no way this old guy could manage this stunt, so he agrees again. Grandpa stands by the desk and unzips his pants, but even though he tries hard he can't get the jet to reach the bin on the other side, so he pretty much urinates all over the examiner's desk.
The auditor jumps for joy realizing that he has just turned a great loss into a great gain. But Grandpa's lawyer groans and puts his head in his hands. "Are you okay?" Asks the examiner.
“Not really,” says the lawyer. “This morning when Grandpa told me he was called on for an audit, he bet me twenty-five thousand dollars that he could come in here and pee on your desk and that you would be pleased.
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